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I found this fascinating quote today:

I have been to other bachelor parties that had nasty strippers with stretch marks or “cottage-cheese” thighs. It’s too bad those other stripping agencies don’t provide refunds for sending grandma as an exotic dancer. I guess quoting “our exotic dancers have experience” is the politically correct way of letting you know that the female strippers working there do not know the maximum age to retire. Ms. March of 1969 might not be as hot at your bachelor party in March 2009. Hygiene is also very important. Having smooth, tan, firm skin are all logical ways to have your skin appear. There is one girl, and probably the only girl in the nation that did not follow this guideline. On top of smelling funny, Heidi look like she had Don King’s head emerging from her crotch. She would have been a cute Connecticut stripper if she discovered the technology of a razor (or a chainsaw).Thanks,

- Strippers and Exotic Dancers

You should read the whole article.